Orgy Gone Awry

This next story isn't all that recent but in preparing to launch Blame It on Florida I've been gathering stories for some time. Although crazy Florida stories pop up literally every day.

Tina Norris and James Barfield planned an orgy without realizing that it would involve viewing each other have sex with the three unwitting strangers that they brought home.  Fisticuffs ensued.

We all know what they say about the best laid plans. Well, when one Florida couple made plans to get laid things certainly did go astray. Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and James Albert Barfield, 56 of Weeki Wachee Florida made headlines after an attempt at organizing a swinging orgy lead to both being booked on domestic battery charges. 

Barfield had brought home with him a woman while Norris -- not to be outdone, had bagged herself two men. Large quantities of alcohol were drank, music started playing, clothes started flying and the swinging was in full motion. (This is, of course, my unsubstantiated version of events but isn't that how all orgies begin?) Things turned to fisticuffs when, overcome with a sudden burst of love for one another, jealousy, a good deal of alcohol and a dash of morality, Barfield discovered that he was not so keen on the sight of his girlfriend being man-handled by two sets of man hands and Norris at the sight of her man copulating with another woman. In their zeal to plan and implement an orgy it never occurred to the scrapping couple that swinging would actually involve them -- well, swinging and that while they had sex with strangers in the same room they might actually have to see each other having sex with strangers in the same room. Rookie mistake, right?

When the police arrived they found Barfield, nude, with scratches on his neck and back. Much to his chagrin they were from the skirmish that followed the orgy's breakdown and not free-wheeling sex he'd anticipated. Norris was also nude and, as the police report indicated, refused to get dressed when asked to do so by the police officer on the scene. Barfield was booked on domestic battery as was Norris in addition to a charge for resisting a police officer.

The three would-be orgy participants, total spoilsports, had fled the scene by the time the police arrived. The only person at the house that night who could speak to the police was Norris and Barfield's groggy roommate who had woken up during the skirmish when she heard things breaking in the living room who reported that both had been aggressors in the orgy-ending battle. How'd you like to be their roommate? At least you'd have a reasonably entertaining story Monday morning at work when someone asked how your weekend had been. Blame it on Florida.

You can find the complete story courtesy of Huffington Post here.


-- Nick